Abi: Thanks to Haaland’s injury, this really happened.

Abi: Thanks to Haaland’s injury, this really happened

Annamalai: I came to the jungle looking for Jane, but I ended up finding the Gym.

Annamalai: I came to the jungle looking for Jane, but I ended up finding the Gym

Arjun: Bet the Joker didn’t see that coming.

Arjun: Bet the Joker didn’t see that coming.

Armaan: My bag perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag, but today it’s just my headphones and a shaker.

Armaan: My bag perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag, but today it’s just my headphones and a shaker.

Babu: There’s only one thing we say to boredom- “Not today”

Babu: There’s only one thing we say to boredom- “Not today”

Dhruv: Bhidu! Anda-Kadhipattha kha, pauda rakh aur gym jaa… samjha?

Dhruv: Bhidu! Anda-Kadhipattha kha, pauda rakh aur gym jaa… samjha?

Durai:  I would rather be ashes, than dust.

Durai:  I would rather be ashes, than dust.

Govind: You See In This World There's Two Kinds Of People, My Friend - Those With Loaded Guns, And Those Who Dig. You Dig?

Govind: You See In This World There’s Two Kinds Of People, My Friend – Those With Loaded Guns, And Those Who Dig. You Dig?

Hariharan: You must remember me by S. Tendehar in the game.

Hariharan: You must remember me by S. Tendehar in the game.

Harish: Napalm is cool, but I personally love the smell of Ghee Podi Dosa in the morning

Harish: Napalm is cool, but I personally love the smell of Ghee Podi Dosa is the morning.

Jaffer PP

Jaffer: Apna time aa gaya

Kavitha: An athlete once tried to test my knowledge, let’s just say he didn't run fast enough.

Kavitha: An athlete once tried to test my knowledge, let’s just say he didn’t run fast enough.

Mani: “Dutch! We are leg day enthusiasts, the world don't want us no more.”

Mani: “Dutch! We are leg day enthusiasts, the world don’t want us no more.”

Megha: In Barbieland, we call them Treat Meals.

Megha: In Barbieland, we call them Treat Meals.

Nandhini: Let’s just say the last person that tried manipulating me was Romulus Augustus, we all know how that turned out.

Nandhini: Let’s just say the last person that tried manipulating me was Romulus Augustus, we all know how that turned out.

Narasi: The me in me is telling the you inside you to give me your money in exchange for peace.

Narasi: The me in me is telling the you inside you to give me your money in exchange for peace.

Naresh: Back when Reacher was natty, he and I benched against each other for a peach pie.

Naresh: Back when Reacher was natty, he and I benched against each other for a peach pie.

Navneeth: When you are with me, every night we dine in hell.

Navneeth: When you are with me, every night we dine in hell.

Nick: Nothing screams tranquillity like an uppercut to your face.

Nick: Nothing screams tranquillity like an uppercut to your face.

Nishanth: Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.

Nishanth: Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.

Omkar: Circuit, apun ko ek body chahiye!

Omkar: Circuit, apun ko ek body chahiye!

Praveen: Still waiting for Eric Cantona to do a Joga Bonito special on me.

Praveen: Still waiting for Eric Cantona to do a Joga Bonito special on me

Pushkar: And I thought my real friends were high-maintenance.

Pushkar: And I thought my real friends were high-maintenance.

Sandy: “Can you please spell ‘Gabbana’?” Deplorable… now give me 10 push ups.

Sandy: “Can you please spell ‘Gabbana’?” Deplorable… now give me 10 push ups.

Sashang:  I got stats, respect, weapon skill, stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal.

Sashang:  I got stats, respect, weapon skill, stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal.

Sharon: I’m the kind that would step on grapes, put it in water and sell it to you as wine.

Sharon: I’m the kind that would step on grapes, put it in water and sell it to you as wine.

Srinath: If Anyone Here Thinks I’m Superficial Or Materialistic, Go Get A Job At F****** McDonald’s

Srinath: If Anyone Here Thinks I’m Superficial Or Materialistic, Go Get A Job At F****** McDonald’s

Sudarsan: “You merely adopted fitness as a lifestyle, I was born in it.”

Sudarsan: “You merely adopted fitness as a lifestyle, I was born in it.”

Sujay: I just bought the latest album of Huey Lewis & The News. You should drop by sometime…

Sujay: I just bought the latest album of Huey Lewis & The News. You should drop by sometime…

Vihari: Have you heard ‘Track and Fields Forever by The Beatles’?

Vihari: Have you heard ‘Track and Fields Forever by The Beatles’?

Viswa: What can I say, I train hard!

Viswa: What can I say, I train hard!

Yash: I’d laugh like Seth Rogen if you pulled up to the gym with a pineapple. The fruit, I meant!

Yash: I’d laugh like Seth Rogen if you pulled up to the gym with a pineapple. The fruit, I meant!

Zahra: I hate tombs.

Zahra: I hate tombs.